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Đọc xong cười té ghế ------------------------------ Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone) Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)? Operator : Yes, you can speak to me. Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)! Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this? Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent. Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about? Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone), that our brother Noe Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noe Wan (no one) got injured and now Noe Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital. Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this! Caller : You are so rude! Who are you? Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry). Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!! ----------------------------------- Hu´s on China ? Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this when Hu Jintao (Hồ Cẩm Ðào) was named chief of the Communist Party in China on November 2002. HU´S ON FIRST By James Sherman Shortly after Hu Jintao was elected Leader of China .... (We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What´s happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China . George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China . George: That´s what I want to know. Condi: That´s what I´m telling you. George: That´s what I´m asking you. Who is the new leader of China ? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow´s name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China . Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China . Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China . George: Now whaddya´ asking me for? Condi: I´m telling you Hu is leading China . George: Well, I´m asking you. Who is leading China ? Condi: That´s the man´s name. George: That´s who´s name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China ? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China ? I thought he was in the Middle East . Condi: That´s correct. George: Then who is in China ? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China ? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China . Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don´t want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China . George: Will you stay out of China ?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China . And the Middle East . Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East ?